Tooo Funny”

February 16, 2010, 10:39 pm
Filed under: Bicycle, Funn | Tags: Fixed, Fixie

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=260550821600&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT#ht_1007wt_1167

Highlights include;

“The best thing is, you could leave the whole bike unlocked and nobody would nick it. Even if they tried, he’d probably turn on the thief and bash them to bits.”
“If anyone is daft enough to bid more than £100, I will laugh like a drain all the way to the pub – you trendy whipper snapper you.”
“This fixie will not have any of your nonsense. You, yes you over there in your drainpipe jeans rolled up one leg and your cotton peaked cap. You with the immaculate ‘lock it and look at it’ fixie from East London. You won’t want this. This bike is too hard for you. It will kick sand in your face. It hates you.”

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